Friday night, a semi-circumnavigation of the M25 and a night in a Holiday Inn. 
Saturday, the long slow drive to Cornwall and settling in to the camp site. More pylons. 
Sunday, a day on the beach and an invigorating (for which read ‘cold’) swim in St. Ives Bay.
Monday, the train to St. Ives and a look round the Tate followed by the Barbara Hepworth Sculpture Garden.

Tuesday, a walk along the beach to Hayle under grey skies, then ice cream.

Wednesday, pouring rain and a trip to Falmouth.  

Thursday, a whole day on the beach then a barbecue.

Friday, St. Michael’s Mount, pasty for lunch, cream team in the afternoon, fish’n’chips for tea. A swim in the lovely Hayle Outdoor Pool to mitigate the local diet. 
Saturday, a drive to Bristol, Richard Long at the Arnolfini, then a few glimpses of the balloon festival. 

Sunday, along the M4, around the M25, home, then a mile swum at Charlton Lido.